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It's not as cute as me!  Barquack!
Barquack! Read this crap!!!

MHOP WACKINESS!!!!

 
 
 
 
 
Leaf Peeping  (Now fortified with Mickey's Leaf Peeping Editorial!)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 
 

It came from the Duh:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Chase for the Stash (A Mickey and Poke adventure
                                    by Maniac4Insanity)
 
 
 

 
 
 

It Came From Somewhere Near The Duh:
 
 
 
 
 
Bush's Comments to Iraqi Militants  (Featuring special guest, Dumbschmoe!)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

F.O.O.M. (Friends of ol' Mickey)
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Tales from the Duh Non Existant Merchandise Catalog
 
 

Celebrity Tale of the Tape
 
 
 
 
 

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But tell us how you really feel....

MHOP Presents: The Top 5 New Reality Shows for Next Season

1: Survivor: Chinese Hospital

2. Who Wants to Be an Iraqi President?

3. Mr. and Mrs. Hermaphrodite

4. The Amazing Big Wheel Race

5. Fox Network Programmer

Live in the now!