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when I see Samurai88 going about his business,
<What? With those thunderous thighs?>

 

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posting articles and getting replies, answering

questions, and generally being helpful.
<And don't forget the dramatic way he squeals

and squeaks about his mental instabilities and

 physical problems to us, hoping to gain sympathy.

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You unimaginative, imbecilic, simple minded

 son-of-a-b*tch.

 

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"Blah Samurai." Now go have a fit or

something, you twisted jackassurai.

 

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Samurai: you pathetically whining, and

 sniveling bloated fool. Have you always

 acted this way? Were you like this even

as a child? Did you get beat up a lot?

 Hmm...I bet you did!

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That dude couldn't stop pleading for

attention, any more than a hog can stop

 rolling in the shite. This board IS his life.

 Get it? His only life. These slimey new

tactics to ingrate himself with the board

are just that: slimey tactics.

 

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 Somewhere in his car wreck of a mind

 he must know, however, it would take

the jaws of life to pry it out of him.

 

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I'm still waiting for Sammy to put down the

 sandwich long enough and do mine. *Sigh*

 maybe I'm not good enough. GASP! Is

 there an in-crowd at work here? A bunch

 of elitists? Only reubair is good enough to

 get his percentages for the month tabulated?

 I WANT TO HAVE MY PERCENTAGES

DONE TOO!!!!!!!!! Come on Sammy,

 February is a short month!!!!!
It's all in the archives!

 

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 As far as the over fed, paranoid, and terminally

 psychotic messurai ie: TheHumanBaboon

 (Sammy) is concerned, having him as a friend is

 nothing to brag about. Infact if I were you...I'd be

 very, very wary, you silly boy!

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Samurai"Is-that-a-sammich-and-have-I-told-you

-about-my-girlfriend"88.

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**NEW** 

 

A lot of ranting and ravings by you, Sam.

You are fun that way

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So was that sandwich I hid earlier. You Sam,

found it and ate it! I left a sign on it clearly

stating it was MINE, but, noooooooo...Sammy

 just had to eat it. GREEDY

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HE TYPED THIS ALL IN CAPS!!

HE WANTS YOU TO KNOW HE MEANS IT!!

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You're the melodramatic, paranoid, truth twisting,

 festering boil on the ass of the Duh'minion you've

 always been, but like it's been said...you're

 fun that way

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Dingle"I-hump-my-pig-daily"berrys"and-my

-doggy-too"n-creme.

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You have now won first prize in being as

rock stupid as a dead rat.

 

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I laugh my ass off
<I bet it's a big one!!>

 

HIbitch-slappingKEEBA
<Oh now that's tough talk from a tough

'little mommie'. I love you too, sweetheart.>

 

Such a foul mouth little mommie!
Getting a little mad there, mommie?
Take a chill pill and call your shrink

in the morning, doll.
Meanwhile, I am laughing at you.

 

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the unfortunate result of two siblings who couldn't

 keep their skivvies up, and thusly mated with each

 other. However, as limited as protest's intellect is

 (and using him/herself as an example) s/he provides

 a classic example of what happens when close

relatives breed.

Sad actually.

 

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Can't imagine where this crapurai came from!

Look dick-weed, it *is* true that imitation is the

 highest form of flattery! However, the imitation

needs to be done well. This imitation is not done

well.

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When I think of JoeDon, I feel dirty.
When I feel dirty, I don't think of eating.
When I think of eating, then-- if I think of the great

greasy wonder JoeDon, the cycle begins again!

Big buttery moon!

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My cat poops in a box only when he feels like it.

My cat is a naughty cat

 

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Either you're brain dead stupid or you're

Mistyboy\piehole\TPFKAW\wanker

trying to fool everyone.   Right now I'm

voting for both.

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Mistypieholewankerboy just sexually assaulted

 all of us!!!!!

He said--->"FUCK OFF!"<---That's clearly

 a sexual assault people!


He's gone from threatening us, to all out assaults!
We need to be protected from him. He can't be

 allowed to run amuck on this board sexually

 assaulting MINORS and the rest of us anymore!!

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What the hellurai is your problem, piss bucket?

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SideSlabBoob

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GypsyTwat you runny pile of rectal slime, from what

 shit wagan did you fall from? Did you fail world

history or are you just that brain dead stupid?
I'm betting on both!

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can't say Bonnie Hammer sucks green

monkey lice any longer even if it's true

 

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**NEW**

 

And I hate comma's too, so screw

 them while we're at it!!!!!

 

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Don't know who that is. But I'm going

to say he's a commie.

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**NEW**

 

When I think of you Tork, I generally do

 not think of you in a flirty white dress while

 singing to your computer. I instead, picture

 you wearing a filthy white dress actually,

 and causually humming a bit.
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 Basically, you have to view this board

like a beautiful English meadow, ie: you'll

occasionally step in a pile of sheep's compost.

 

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What ever he is, he's still an annoying little

 time wasting twerp.

 

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You are now as you have always been, a

 worm infested pile of rotting pig's compost.

The kind of nasty pig's compost that's so bad,

 that it sullies the very nature of the board.

Completing that with a unfortunate reminder,

 that we just can't seem to get away from, no

matter how hard we try. It's always there yelling,

 screaming, throwing a BIG hissy fit, threatening,

 cursing, begging for our collective attention and

 hoping against all sane hope, that we eventually

 step in it

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Are you really that dense?

 

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Mistyboy, you stupid little petty piece of rotting

 rubbish.

 

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You wasted a board to do this??!!  Come on

Mistyboy, you know you can be flamed anywhere,

 you moron. In other words idiot, a special board

created for flaming, wasn't needed.

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...verminous body waste.

You are an attention whore. You know it and I know it.

 If anyone else doesn't know it yet, then they will soon

find out.

Do me a favour and shut your stupid, insipid, greasy, little

 slash of a cakehole potty mouth.

Don't speak to me about religion, especially after what you

 wrote here on this board during and after the terrorist attacks.

Bite me.

 

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You post so much, but say so little. Unless of course,

 cursing is all you have to say. Blah, you bore me

 MistyMoronboy. Besides, I already knew all of

 those words.

 

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From what I see you're a waste of time and space,

and you post to much nonsense. I don't like you.

Go away.

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You simple minded miserable little bastard

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I don't have a girl friend! No body said happy fucking

valentines day to me and now I gotta run and tell the

MST message board members, oink waaahhhhh

scoobie doo!!!!!!!!!!

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Go away and go to hell, you silly git.

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Go the hell away Mistybrat! I like that, it has a nice ring

to it!!

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Right there Mistybratassholery. You've just admitted

most of what you've written, has been nothing but

 worthless pointless crap. Unfortunetly this post too,

 falls under the catagory of worthless pointless crap.

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Once again you runny pile of attention seeking goat's

 compost, you've manage to waste a post. Another

wasted post all saying the same bloody stupid thing...

 "look at me!" Yes! LOOK AT ME!

I'M MISTYPIEHOLEASS!! (Not that I'm doing anything

 of any relevance, but look at me anyway, please? Pretty

 please? I'm Mistypiehole!)

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Oh just bite me and go the hell away.

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Piss off, wanker

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I don't like you, you simple minded post wasting attention

whoring pile of bloated hog's compost.

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Mistybratgit you're like a rotting squirrel corpse on the vast

 fruited plains of this board. You are a festering hellhole of

tedious stupidity, post wasting, and juvenile vulgarity. You

don't do anyone any good. You're not a "Hell of a poster",

 on a message board, you're the Hell OF the message board.

 Now, dissect the corpse bit by bit, and it eventually

 disappears completely. I hope you disappear completely off

this board.

Bite me, you toad's ass.

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The nasty giant POISONOUS spider might do us all a favour

and eat Mistybrat afterwards!!

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You're blaming your crappy wasteful and stupid postings, your

 attention whoring, your temper tantrums, and nasty attitude on

 reubair? Reubair MADE you do that!? Hot damn and shazam!

 Reubair has that sort of power? Who are you kidding fool?

 What about your very own PERSONAL responsibility for your

 actions, you dumb ass git? Are you going to blame me next for

your bed wetting habits? I certainly wouldn't want reubair to get

 all the credit for YOUR mess that YOU'VE created!!!

Hells bells and slippery slopes you fool, get the hell off this board

before you REALLY piss me off and MAKE me flame your pimply

ass! Using YOUR logic, I won't be held accountable if I tell you

what a complete and total waste of toad's shit you are, you little

 sheep shagging wanker!!

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What's your excuse TPFKAM for all the stupid

wasted attention whoring lame posts you've made

 here, you runny pile of crap?

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Living in a dream world again, aren't you Mistybratwanker!?

 Didn't your parents have that talk with you yet?

Did they also talk about what is and what isn't sexual assault?

Did you listen? I know you're stupid, but are you crazy as well?

Well?

Look dude, I know you want me, but you can't have me!!
Sorry wally, but I'm taken!

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Now report *that* you bloody silly WANKER!

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You're a skank and an idiot, but most of all you're a WANKER!
Piss off, bug off, and pox on you, you skanky wanker.

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Acting like you're four feet from crazy, two feet from stupid here,

 then meanwhile putting your personal problems on a message

board devoted to a comedy show and expecting anyone to

give a shagging sheeps ass. Right-o Wanker.

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Misty"nobody-like-me-cause-I'm-stupid-and-damned-ugly-

little"boy.

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What part of "Mistyboy is a wanker" don't you get, you wanker??

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I mean come on dude, etiquette is what's

 holding me back from telling you exactly

 what sort of asshole I think you are!

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You know, I don't know you well enough

 to dislike you, but from what I see here...

you do strike me as bit of an ass.

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It took you ten months to figure that out? Are you dead stupid? Having a hard time walking and breathing at the same time?
Even someone with your limited intellectual ability should have deciphered the alphabet in less than ten months, you simple ass!

Advice: Spend less time trying to figure out how to drill a peep hole in the school's loo and spend more time studying. (You know the peep hole, the one where you'd love to spend all your worthless hours starring in frustration at the occupants therein, as opposed to learning your ABC's.) If you stop now you may eventually (and with a lot of hard work) get lucky enough to figure the alphabet out.
Next... if you're a really really good boy, some nice person may teach you how to read.


Damn. Stupid people suck and they can't even do that well!

 

 

 

The person will soon get bored and leave. Probably as soon as he\she gets his\her finger out of his\her nose. Or his\her ass. Maybe both.

 

 

**NEW** 

 

I will fuss about being left
handed, in a right handed world.

Those righties think they own us,

 because we're different.

 Well I say fair play for us lefties!
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ManMan has a mean pitching arm.

He always manages to strike me out,

every time I'm batting. I think it's because

 I'm a lefty and he is secretly "lefty bashing".

It would of course, have nothing to do with

my skill level!!!

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clueless dick!

 

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Hell NO! She never puts the loo's seat down

 and she snoops through our stuff. Plus, she

welcomed Poke in on the Duh'minion.

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