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It's the ultimate sissy fight of the century, as the wuss from Train squares off against the wuss from Five For Fighting!!!
 
 
Wuss From Train                                       Wuss from Five for Fighting
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Name:  Pat                                                  Name:  John
 
Winner:  Wuss from Five for Fighting
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Band named after one of the greatest                Band named after hockey
inventions in history of mankind
 
Winner:  Wuss from Train
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Kind of looks like Ben Stiller                           Kind of looks like the dude
                                                                       that played Ducky
 
Winner:  The Wuss from Five for Fighting
 
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Sings about Angels and crap like that             Sings crappy songs about
                                                                     Superman
 
Winner:  There are no winners here
 
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Could beat up the wuss from Five for          Could beat up the wuss from
Fighting                                                       Train, and still have enough
                                                                   left to beat up that wussy kid
                                                                   drummer from Hanson, but just
                                                                   barely
 
Winner:  The Wuss from Five for Fighting
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In a tough well fought contest, the Wuss from Five for Fighting bitchslaps his way to victory!  He still sucks though....but he won!