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(Goes to the payphone; It starts ringing)

Mickey: Huh? (Picks up) H-hello?

Voice: Don't hang up. Or I will kill you.

Mickey: What? Who is this?

Voice: Um....I will kill you.

Mickey: Oh geez...is that you, Abe?

Voice: Uh....noooooooo. I will kill you.

Mickey: Seriously, though, who is this?

Voice: No one you know.

Mickey: Well, I want a pizza!

Voice: I will kill you.

Mickey: What is your damage?

Voice: It's my hobby.

Mickey: Huh. Hey look at this thing written on the side of the phone booth. Hot sexy girls waiting to talk to you! (Hangs up and calls the number)

Female voice?: Hello?

Mickey: Hot sexy girls?

Female Voice?: Speaking.

Mickey: Hey wait a minute...you sound like that guy that just called me disguising his voice! You sick pervert!!!

Female Voice?: I will kill you!

Mickey: Whatever (Hangs up and gets back to the race)