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1). Iann Robinson competes with Matt Pinfield for title of All Time Baldest Fattest MTV Dork.
2). J.
Lo's ass gains sentience, declares itself soveriegn nation.
3). Avril LaVigne's necktie gets caught in copier machine.
4). Johnny Cash shoots Janet Reno just to watch her die.
5). Triumph the Insult Comic Dog achieves goal, poops
on Eminem.
6). Chris Rock's mouth finally opens up all the way and swallows his head.
7). Snoop Dogg gets
back on the pot, ending the worst period in our nation's history.
8). Beyonce fires members of other bands, just to
mess with them.
9). Radiohead and Coldplay hold much anticipated "Bore Off"
10). The Funky Freshters win everything. |
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