This stuff doesn't exist, but wouldn't it be cool if it did?
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Toys
Evil Mike and Mickey Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots: Everybody loves this classic toy, and now, thanks to a cheesy liscensing
deal, it's even better! (Please note that thanks to a design flaw, the Mickey bot doesn't work). $25
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Prosthetics
Prosthetic Thumb- Someone stealing your most opposable body parts? These digits are just what the doctor
ordered! Comes in a two pack (Because really, it makes more sense that way). $99.99
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"Paper Towels"
"Paper Towel" brand "Paper Towels" - Hmph you go to Hell! And now you can all go to Hell with the official alcohollic
beverage of GROPE! *Glug, glug, glug*! (Please note, the US mail has recently stopped some shipments, but that
won't stop us!!!) $24.95 per case.
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Apparel
Magic Pharaoh® Hat- Pulp Villians who feel that while they strike fear, they don't look silly enough, this is for you!!!
Top off your wardrobe (Literally!) with this blue and yellow headgear. Sure to be a conversation piece at any party!
(Not recommended for snowmen). $24.95
