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George Steinbrenner: Come on in, Derek.
(A frustrated Derek Jeter sits down in the Boss' office)
George:
Derek, this is the offseason...
Derek Jeter: No shit, Sherlock.
George: I hear you've been going out, partying
everynight...
Derek: You forgot one other thing I did with my Visa card during the World Series.
George: What's
that?
Derek: Bought a machine gun (Derek fires multiple shots into George's chest)
George: Oh...(dies)
VISA!
It's everywhere you want to be!!!
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