Memo from the desk of Joss Whedon 3/20/03
Re: Spin-off
Congratulations! So you've decided that you'd like to play the lead in
the spin-off of our hit television series "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"! You've
made a fine choice, but we would like you to answer a few questions before pursuing this exciting new career.
1). Are you an attractive female age 18-21?
-or-
Are you in your thirties but are
an attractive female that looks enough like you're age 18-21?
2). Do you have any objections (Or allergies) to working with
a sweaty and shirtless James Marsters?
3). Do you remember what's her face from season 4-6 and if
so, could you forget her? We kind of don't like
to talk about her.
4). Can you say the words "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" with
a straight face?
5). Do you have objections to geeks masturbating with you
in mind?
6). Do you know how to deliver motivating speeches while being
the least motivational you can be?
7). Are you, or have you ever been a vampire? (That could cause a conflict of interest.)