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VHTV PRESENTS:  WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
 
Sinead O'Conner:  Ironing the Pope's hat
 
Corey Hart:  Wearing his sunglasses in the line at the soup kitchen
 
Natalie Imbruglia:  Founder of the successful language program, Imbruglianics
 
Gerardo:  Now the 3rd Rico Suaveist used car salesman in Tulsa.
 
Chumbawumba:  Now perform as Chumba.  Divorced, lost the Wumba in the alimony settlement.
 
DJ Jazzy Jeff:  We have no idea, but we'll know when Will Smith gets shot.
 
Andrew Rigley (The other guy from Wham):  Was the one who arrested George Michael in the park.
 
Mr. Mister:  After successful surgery, performs as Ms. Mrs.
 
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All the above people are (c)...ah who the hell cares?