Because of increase of terrorist threat, the Homeland Security department has decided to become really specific when it comes to the "color alert" system.  Here now, is a look at the colors that will be popping up beside the familliar green, blue, yellow, orange, and red.

Violet-Mistyboy's wasted a post on the Duh

turquoise-Kevin Costner's directed a new movie

chartreuse-No toilet paper in the stall at Taco Bell

goldenrod:  New season of the Anna Nicole Smith show starting

grey:  Panda rape episode of Simpsons about to be rerun

indigo-Lilith Fair's coming to town

pink-Steak not cooked all the way.  Don't eat.

fuscia:  Attack already happened and no one was prepared because the homeland security department spent too much time on this color thing.