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People to avoid at the beach this summer.

1). The person who takes off all their clothes after being advised to do so by what they thought was a weather report.

2). Bill Clinton and his metal detector.

3). Jarred from Subway after the mayonaisse spoils on his sandwiches.

4). Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher, and Bruce Willis and Angelina Jolie, her brother, Fred Durst and Billy Bob Thornton, and Dennis Rodman on a bizarre octuple date.

5). Dawn

6). Sting, and his crusade to free the sand fleas!

7). The guy who's beach ball looks very similar to a midget curled up in a fetal position.

8). Red headed comedians carrying pay phones.
 
9).  Wisecracking Pharaohs

10). That weird dude from that one Dave Matthews Band video. He will not rest until he's hugged everyone!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MHOP reminds you to have a great summer, and don't try anything funny!