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Bouncer at the door: What do you want?

Mickey: I was just walking by and saw all this going on, what is this?

Bouncer: It's an archive party. Didn't you get your invitation?

Mickey: Oh yeah, my invitation, the invitation that invited me...Yeah, I got it.

Bouncer: Well, let's see it.

Mickey: Here. (Holds up a piece of paper, than takes it away)

Bouncer: I'm going to have to see that again (Mickey holds it up again and takes it away)

(Bouncer points to his gun; Mickey gives him the paper)

Bouncer: This is a dry cleaning ticket!!!

(Bouncer looks up to see that Mickey has already run away)