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Brother: This is so boring.

Sister: Rain, rain, go away...

(Suddenly, Lita and Evil Mike appear out of nowhere)

Sister: Hey! It's Lita and Evil Mike!

Brother: Who?

Sister: Where'd you come from?

Lita: Why, we came from....Saaaaaayyyyyy, how would you, and the readers at home, like to learn an activity you can do to beat the rainy day blues?

Evil Mike: Readers? The hell....

Sister: Sure!

Lita: OK, first we need some popsicle sticks, some glue, and some paint and (Evil Mike whispers to Lita)...OH! Be right back, kids! (They both run off, really fast)

Sister: So.....popsicle sticks, huh?

Brother: Yup. Looks like it.

(Time passes)

Sister: What's new with you?

Brother: Well, it's raining. That stinks.

Sister: Oh, tell me about it.

(More time passes)

Sister: B4

Brother: You sunk my Battle...(Lita and Evil Mike finally come back. Lita's hair is a little messed up, and Evil Mike's shirt is on backwards).

Lita: Hey kids, ready to try that thing with the popsicle sticks again?

Brother: Why don't you take those popsicle sticks and shove them up...

Evil Mike: Hey you little turd! You threatening my girl? (Grabs brother)

Lita: Oh, Evil Mike...

(Lita and Sister share a hearty sitcom laugh)

Brother and sister are (c) 2003 their parents.  Why they weren't sold on the black market as babies is beyond me.