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Doctor Germ
(With apologies to They Might Be Giants; parody of Dr. Worm)
My name is Dr. Germ.
Good morning.
How are you? I'm Dr. Germ.
I make bio-weapons.
I'm not a real doctor,
But I work with real germs;
I work with
actual germs.
I live with the germs.
I fill fifty-gallon drums.
And if you were to open
One you would
need penicillin.
I'll show you what I made,
And you can tell me if you think youre getting weak
or short of breath.
I'll leave the front un-locked 'cause Blix won't
Interrupt me
When I get into it I can't tell if I made
Anthrax
or botulinum.
When I give the signal, my friend
Akeem Said will mail some to you
Maybe some day people will
forget to
Call me by my code name, they wont
Call me Dr Germ.
Good Morning how are you, I'm Dr Germ
I make
bio-weapons.
I'm not a real doctor,
But I work with real germs;
I work with actual germs.
I live with the
germs.
I had worked for Saddam,
But I turned myself in
Because death sucks more than prison.
I'll tell
them what I know,
And they can save me from the loved ones of the people
that I killed.
My name is Rihab Taha,
But they call me Dr. Germ.
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