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Fire drill!!

Brother: Oh no! Fire! Fire!!!!!!!!!!

Sister: Well, you shouldn't have put your electric train set on the grill!

Brother: I wanted to see what would happen.

Sister: Well, we're going to die, thank you! Hey, it's Mickey T. Gardener!

Brother: Who? Sis, what the hell have you been smoking?

Mickey: Hi kids! Today, I'm going to show you some really cool, hip, fly...

Brother: Can it, Gardener!!!

Mickey: Ok, geez....Here are some really good fire prevention tips.

Sister: That would be nice...EXCEPT WE're ALREADY IN A FIRE!

Mickey: (Looks around) Oh! I see! HELLLLLLLLPP... (microwave beeps) Oh, my soup is done. Be right back. (leaves)

Brother: I'm telling you sis, you have some weird ass friends.

Sister: Well, if those rumors of him and TGWIRTYFTLOWASRHHCLIBCPS are true, he better not get nearer to me than he has been.

(Mickey returns)

Brother: Hey, I got an idea! (grabs Mickey's bowl of soup and throws the soup on the fire, the fire goes out)

Sister: Yay!!!!!!!!

Mickey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brother: Uh oh....bye! (runs off)

Mickey: (Running after him) Come back here you little bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brother and sister are (c) their parents.  Where are their parents anyway?