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Joe Don Baker live with tonight's KTMA Action News *burp*. With the capture of the sniper, folks in and
around the nation's capital are certainly relieved. The best part of the capture, no more annoying press conferences
like this.......
Tuesday. 11:30 am.
Officer: We again thank the media for allowing us to use you in our quest to try and talk to this
person. We have another message for you.
We couldn't hear you properly. What did you want on your pizza and did you want crazy bread with that?
Thank you. There will be no further questions.
Tuesday: 3:45 pm
Officer: In response to the latest message, our response is this.
No, we won't make Steve the Dell Dude's birthday a national holiday.
Thank you, no further questions.
Tuesday: 4:42 pm
Officer: We got your latest message. Our response is this.
Because, that's why.
Thank you, that is all.
Tuesday 6:39 pm
Officer: In response to the callers latest message.
Yes, I saw the hat. No I can't believe he was wearing that either. Mr. Blackwell, he-llo?
That is all. Thank you for your cooperation.
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