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COMING SOON TO THEATERS...
 
...the horror showdown you've waited for...

Freddy: I'll eat your soul and haunt your nightmares!!

Jason: ....

Ortega: Errrrn????

Torgo: FoR tHe mAstERRRrrrr...

Carrot Top: Call ATT!!!!

Mickey: Dudes? I just came here to get some soup!

Freddy: DIE!!!!!

Mickey: GAH!!!!!!!!! (/a drops the soup and runs away)

BE AFRAID