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ACTUAL NH POLICE LOGS!  (Yes, seriously)
 

PETERBOROUGH, NH

At 6:37 pm, a Concord Street resident reported a woman who had knocked on her door and said she was looking for Bill Clinton. The woman also said she was walking to the Congress. The Concord Street resident told police the woman "Did Not Seem Right"



JAFFREY, NH

Aug.6-Police are investagating the origins of a phone call to the Jaffrey Bible Church. The caller left a message saying he was Satan and planned to harm innocent people. The caller described himself as "Well Endowed"