WASHINGTON POST CLASSIFIEDS

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GREAT DEAL!  Former Majority

Leader to entertain at birthday parties.

Inquire at 555-KLAN

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FOR HIRE-Incredibly life like android!

Does laundry, cooks, cleans, and even runs

for President!  555-GORE

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Wanted:  Hookers!  All shapes and sizes!

555-BILL

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FOR SALE-Unussed Hookd on Fonics set.

Cheep!

555-BUSH

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FOR SALE-Unyoused Hook on Phoncs set

Chreap!

555-QAYL

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For Sale-Nice blue dress, slightly worn

555-MSKY

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For Sale:  Creepy Old Man Pills.  Get him off me!

555-DOLE

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For Sale-Family Legacy!  Call now!

555-KNED