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Excerpts from Saddam Hussein's Weapons Declaration

Page 1: We do not have weapons of mass destruction. We are not developing nuclear warheads, chemical and biological weapons, or Carrot Top movies.

Page 13: We apologize for the Kuwait invasion. It seemed like a good idea at the time. My bad

Page 25: No we don't know where Osama is. Stop calling us.

Page 57: Yes, the reports are true. Saddam cries whenever Brian's Song is on.

Page 79: So damn Insane....we love that!

Page 88: All Saddam wants is a post in the I Hate Dawn Club....is that too much to ask?

Page 100: OK, they're not going to read the rest.

*ahem*

All work and no play make Saddam a dull boy

All work and no play make Saddam a dull boy

All work and no play make Saddam a dull boy

All work and no play make Saddam a dull boy

All work and no play make Saddam a dull boy

All work and no play make Saddam a dull boy

All work and no play make Saddam a dull boy

All work and no play make Saddam a dull boy

All work and no play make Saddam a dull boy

All work and no play make Saddam a dull boy

All work and no play make Saddam a dull boy

All work and no play make Saddam a dull boy

All work and no play make Saddam a dull boy

All work and no play make Saddam a dull boy

All work and no play make Saddam a dull boy

All work and no play make Saddam a dull boy

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Page 1,096: Do you think they'll buy it? ....suckers