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I've been collecting trading cards since 1987.

When I look back at my old comics, I can never get enough on how incredibly pathetic card companies are when they try to oversell they're cards. Here's some fun ones that I've scanned.

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Upper Deck Fun Packs

"Mom, you bitch! Meatloaf sucks!"

"Go to your room!"

"Sucker!" (Runs up to his room)

From Thunderstrike #1. Yes. There was a Thunderstrike ongoing series. Look for the MHOP Attic article making fun of amazingly lame characters soon. Maybe. Actually, you can go to a million websites that make fun of lame characters. So I really don't give a damn. Google one of those, why don't you.......man, you people and your constant demands.

Another gem from Thunderstrike #1 and......wait how the hell did a DC ad get in a Marvel comic? Probably because they were desperate to advertise anything in Thunderstrike....anyways, my favorite part of this ad is "Cards for each character claiming to be Superman!". New in 2006 Upper Deck baseball....players claiming not to do steroids! Great cards are hard to find.......so look elsewhere!