The Mickey T. Gardener Songbook

Ode to GROPE

(Sung to the tune of Billy Joel's "Pianoman")

Carmelita was writing an essay,
She needed an introduction,
PM calls Lita and Rimmi names,
And that's where the rp begins

So they start to trash MSTBlanca,
And Tork and Mickey join as well,
And that Evil Mike, in a show of spite
Blowed up the place all to Hell

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Chorus

Getting revenge on the Pharaoh Man,
That's what we like to write,
Cause we're not in the mood for his evil now,
No we're not feeling alright.

Now Nabut's a henchmen of Pharaoh's,
Bald and Egyptian and smart,
We kidnapped his ass while Sam was smoking his grass,
And Lita went insane in that part

Gramps said he dreamed up a pig demon,
That poked her in the butt
And made Lita cry Blah on the world
And PM made Mickey look like Nabut

Oh, blah di da pleh di da dada
Blah blah blah di de da....

Now PM's a master pulp villian,
Who never had time for his wife,
And there's bartender Rick, and ass chinned Nick,
And Buffalo's singing can cut ;ike a knife

And he's driving around in the big rig,
While Sam is toking his bong,
And he's wearing that dumb blue pharaoh hat,
Why does he always have it on?

Chorus

Now STG wants to join GROPE
They have a vacancy since Gramps was shelfed
They put Gramps in a home, But STG's on his own,
Because GROPE wants to keep his' OKS to themselves

And they're making more VBP references,
And Mickey is eating more soup,
The comic is called "Tales from the Duh"
Read it to get more of the scoop!

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Blah blah blah di de da....

chorus