10 Things I Blame the Yankees for:

1. Those creepy Burger King commercials

2. Seasons 13-15 of the Simpsons

3. Not having a girfriend

4. Microsoft

5. Being so inconsiderate, not waiting until 11:30 of game three of the 04 ALCS to go up by 7 runs, so I can at least put it on SNL

6. A NASCAR race at the same time as that game, delaying SNL until midnight

7. SNL showing a best of Jimmy Fallon that night (Hey, I like Jimmy, but c'mon, too soon)

8. Jared, the Subway guy.

9. The NHL lockout

10. Paris Hilton