DAWN JOKES!!!!!

Mickey's House of Pants

DAWN JOKES!!!!!

Fun Dawn Jokes for the whole family!!!

From A. Judas Rimmer

Dawn walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" Dawn replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear.
Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?"
"The sucker called again!"

One day Dawn decided to drive to Disney Land. When she saw a sign that said 'Disney Land left' Dawn turned around and went home.

A. Why does Dawn always smile during lightning storms?
Q. She thinks her picture is being taken.

A. Why can't Dawn dial 911?
Q. She can't find the 11 on the phone!

Q. What does Dawn see when she looks into a box of cheerios?
A. Donut seeds.

Dawn was going on a plane trip to New York. When the attendant came by and asked for her ticket, she told Dawn,"I'm sorry. Your ticket isn't for first class. Could you please move to your seat." Dawn replied,"I'm Dawn, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York." The attendant said,"That's fine miss, but you'll have to go to your seat." Dawn responded again, "I'm Dawn, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York."
This conversation continued, always with Dawn's same response. The attendant got so upset that she went to the captain and told him about Dawn. The captain went and whispered something to Dawn and she immediately got up and went to her seat in coach.
The attendant asked the captain how he got Dawn to move. He said, "I just told her that this part of the plane wasn't going to New York."

After leaving a store, Dawn walked out and went up to a soda machine. She put in 50 cents and out popped a coke. She searched her bag for more money. She found some and kept feeding the machine money. Cokes and Sprite and Mountain Dew bottles began rolling down the street.
Spike walked up behind her and watched this for a few minutes. Then he asked, "Can I get one now?"
She whizzed around and yelled, "No way, can't you see I'm winning?"

Dawn, Kennedy, and Willow are standing in front of the Mirror of Truth. It sucks up and kills anyone who tells a lie in front of it. So Kennedy says, "I'm the most desired lesbian in the world." She gets sucked up and dies. Willow says,"I LOVE animals," and she gets sucked up and dies also. Dawn says,"I think....." and she gets sucked up and dies.

Here are some jokes about "The Ugly Americans", a film that became the modern day "Classic", Eurotrip.

_From Mickey T. Gardener_________________________________________

The Ugly American Joke File

OK...so Dawn goes to France to promote the movie

French guy walks by and says "You got that right"

So who else is in the movie?

Carrot Top, Rosie O'Donnell, and Clint Howard?

They were supposed to have another VBP star

But they found out Clem was Canadian.

Dawn's in Ugly Americans

As of June 1st, Eurotrip is already out on DVD.

Ah the dropping of a bomb never sounded so sweet

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From Mickey T. Gardener

Dawn will be appearing in several eps of HBO's Six Feet Under next season...

Heh...make your own jokes.

From Carmelita9000:

Six Feet Under is an HBO show, right? Here's to Dawn keeping her clothes on.

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From Mickey T. Gardener

A thought occured to me:

People pay upwards of ten bucks to see a movie that has plenty of death, and plenty of dawn, but no Dead Dawn. That's just wrong.

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From Pharoah Mobius:

Okay. So one day, Dawn walked into a bar. Boy, did that leave a mark.

DIRTY DAWN JOKES!!!!

From Band of Gypsys:

One day while Dawn was working at Sunnydale sperm bank a masked man burst into the building & shouted "THIS IS A HOLDUP!!!" Dawn just looked at him & said, "Duh, this is a sperm bank!" The masked man then pointed the a gun at her & said, "I don't care! Now open the freezer!" Dawn proceeded to go by the freezer & opened it. The gunman then said, "Take out a test tube." She did. Then he said "Now drink what's in it!". Dawn said "O.K." & then did. Right after that the gunman took off his mask & it turned out to be Dawn's boyfriend! He then said to her,"See, it wasn't that difficult was it!"

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One day Dawn was riding in a car with her boyfriend. She felt that he was driving too slow. She asked him to drive faster but he wouldn't. She then said that she would take off an article of clothing if he would go 10 miles faster. He obliged & went 10 miles faster. Dawn took off her shirt. He obviously got excited & drove another 10 miles faster. Off went her pants. The boyfriend wanted more & was now going 30 miles faster. Off went her top. He then thought maybe another 10 miles faster & she'll take the panties off. He accelerated another 10 mph. Off went her panties. Now they're going 40 mph faster than the original speed however, he wasn't keeping his eyes on the road & soon they crashed into a tree. Dawn was unharmed but the boyfriend was pinned behind the steering wheel. He said that she would have to get out & get some help. "Dude, like I'm naked!" she said. The boyfriend suggested that she could go out with one arm covering her breasts while using the other hand to cover her "area" with one of his boots that came off in the crash. She went for the idea & got out with one arm over the top & the other hand holding the boot over the "area".

After walking down the road for a few miles she came upon a gas station. She walked up to the attendant still covering the "areas" & said, "Please Mr. I need help. My boyfriend & I got into an accident down the road. I'm fine but my boyfriend is stuck!"

The attendant looked down to where she was holding the boot & said, "Kid, if he's stuck in that far we'll never get him out!"

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One day Dawn & Buffy once again had to save Sunnydale from a bunch of demons. They would prevail but in the fighting Dawn was beaten so bad that she wound up in the hospital & was in a coma. She would be in it for weeks. One day a nurse came in to give the comatose Dawn a sponge bath. While the nurse was cleaning around her "area" a small blip came up on her monitor. Seeing this the nurses & doctors were optimistic that she would come out of the coma. They had her boyfriend come in & explained what had happened. They suggested that oral sex might bring her out of the coma. The nurses put those roll away curtains around her bed, closed the door & left them alone for a while. After a few minutes the nurses were alarmed that Dawn's monitors all went flat-line & they burst into the room to try to revive her. While doing this one nurse went up to Dawn's boyfriend & asked what could have gone wrong. His reply: "I don't know. She must have choked."