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Ten Surprises at the 2004 MTV Video Music Awards

 

1. Britney Spears' breasts explode, candy comes out

2. The White Stripes show off daring new plaid look

3. Howard Dean wins Best Metal Video for "we're going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico...."

4. The Polyphonic Spree kill Eminem in a ritual sacrifice, and eat him.

5. The Simpson sisters take on the Gallagher brothers in a Battle for Independance, America vs UK tag team death match

6. Jay Z threatens to unretire....untill KISS retires

7. P. Diddy samples a Weird Al parody....causing mass confusion

8. Elvis silences years of rumors by proving he's not dead...then has heart attack when he sees what passes for popular music

9. A dissheveled unshaven Carson Daly poses as a member of ZZ Top in desperate attempt to eat for the first time in months

10. Show called off halfway through when MTV realizes nobody gives a sh*t about these people

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