4. The Polyphonic Spree kill Eminem in a ritual sacrifice, and eat him.
5. The Simpson sisters take on the Gallagher brothers in a Battle for Independance, America vs UK tag team death match
6. Jay Z threatens to unretire....untill KISS retires
7. P. Diddy samples a Weird Al parody....causing mass confusion
8. Elvis silences years of rumors by proving he's not dead...then has heart attack when he sees what passes for popular
music
9. A dissheveled unshaven Carson Daly poses as a member of ZZ Top in desperate attempt to eat for the first time in months
10. Show called off halfway through when MTV realizes nobody gives a sh*t about these people
