Ten Evil Purposes that I'm Sure the Dentist is Using My Extracted Teeth For

1. Bookmarks....for EEE-VILLL books

2. Using them to scare British people (Heyyyyy!!!! They weren't *that* bad....were they?)

3. Tooth Fairy scam

4. Given to Avril Lavigne for use as guitar picks

5. Props for Dawn's Mickey effigy

6. Selling them to Michael Moore

7. Keeping everyone's old teeth. passing them off as jawbreakers to save money on Halloween candy

8. Weapons in the next James Bond movie (Yeah, he is't evil...but the last few movies have been *rimshot*)

9. Well....what did you think was in the Colonel's secret recipe?

10. Evil Mickey Clone Army