1).  Howard Stern takes helium during every commercial so offensive things don't sound so bad

 

2).  MTV replaces Osbournes with Osmonds.

 

3).  Major League Baseball forces Alex Rodriguez to change nickname to Sparky because Rod's a euphanism for...you know...

 

4).  Janet Jackson's body always blurred out like those faces on Cops

 

5).  Drugstores bring back dairy bars, adopt Milkshake as theme song to avoid negative conotation.

 

6).  Winnie The Pooh forced to wear diapers.

 

7).  Mickey's House of Pants now known as Mickey's House of Garments Worn Below the Waist.

 

8).  Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera and most of all, Ruben Studdard told to wear as many clothes as possible, three layers if possible

 

9).  Jessica Simpson dyes hair black, locked in library to avoid blonde jokes

 

10).  Heckboy