Ten Things on Jay Z's To Do List now that he's retired:

1). Beyonce

2). Run Nets into ground, smoke cigar

3). Learn to golf. Tiger Woods gets involved in drive by.

4). You know Jigga, Hova, Yourboy...now say hello to Stretch Pants!!!

5). Beyonce

6). In an ironic twist, write Broadway musical, sample rap songs

7). Sit around the house all day watching Court TV, smiles and shouts "Hey, I know him!" whenever his friends show up

8). Beyonce

9). Buy new bling bling Medic Alert bracelet.

10). Release comeback album next year, and then Beyonce