Ten New Reality Shows Coming to the Fox Network:

1. I Married Abe Vigoda!

2. Al Queda Bloopers and Practical Jokes

3. Let's Run Into The Old Witch's Yard and Get Our Ball Back

4. The Wardrobe Malfunction Hour

5. Queer Eye For Pat Buchanen

6. Rupert Murdoch's The Apprentice (You're fired...oi oi!)

7. Make Me a Prostitute!

8. My Life as a Gangsta Rap Label President

9. Help! I'm Stuck on Uranus!

10. American Soccer Fan, British Football Fan