10 Things We've Learned From the Recent Red Sox/Yankees Alex Rodriguez Fiasco:

1. Katie Couric severly has Red Sox co owner Tom Werner whipped.

2. George Steinbrennar apparantly once banged Theo Epstein's mom

3. Ben Afflack can unhinge his jaw and swallow reporters whole when threatened

4. Since ARod can only be had for Alfonso Soriano, a Sammy Sosa for a case of hamsteaks trade can't be far behind

5. After all this, ESPN's Peter Gammons now has 2 more grey hairs.

6. That the NHL still doesn't have the money to compete with the Yankees.

7. That when rich people fight, poor people don't give a crap...unless it's really funny.

8. Thanks to all the private jets, another terrorist attack on New York is now 100% impossible.

9. Roger Clemens and Andy Pettite are still Astros.

10. That there is an unfair competitive imbalance in baseball and...ah who cares: Have a dollar