10 Other Things MTV Tried to Keep secret Until the Super Bowl Halftime Show:

1). Kid Rock's career was over 3 years ago

2) P Diddy changed his name back to Puff Daddy

3) Nelly wore his bandaid on the other cheek this time

4) Those tricky bastards switched the coffee to Foldgiers Crystals

5). Squeeze wouldn't reunite.

6). Justin Timberlake was stoned out of his mind

7) Madonna was backstage ready to make out with that freaky Patriots mascot.

8) As a special treat to CBS's loyal viewing audience, a surprise appearance by the Rolling Stones!

9) Janet Jackson's mechanical stunt breast...on standby, just in case

10). It was gonna suck