1). See Gigli at least once.

2). Attend a Packers game at Lambeau Field, just to breath it in

3). Call Dominos, order a hundred pizzas, send them to Bonnie Hammer's house.

4). Build puppets, bring them to a theater. Pay for extra tickets if you have to.

5). Have your Mom start calling you "Clay-TON!" even if that's not your name.

6). Learn to play music before you're visited by a strange little adrogynous man.

7). Turn your crank to Frank.

8). Call up Josh Weinstein, ask him if his refridgerator's running.

9). Buy stock in waffles.

10). Walk past Farscape fans with a smug sense of pride.

 

 

And here's some special entries from guest corrospondent Servo the Great!

 

-Road trip across Canada with Rowsdower and Troy

-Remind Mickey (not you, the crazy, evil one) to rotate the victims.

-Finally get around to buying a pair of Swimming-Through-The-Sun-Proof-Socks.