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The Ten Worst Songs of 2003!!!
 
1.  Kid Rock & Sheryl Crow: Picture:  Remember when Kid Rock used to be cool?  Uh........hmmmm......wait, I'll get back to you on that one......
 
2.  Kelis-Milkshake:  Gelatinous based milk beverages from McDonalds never sounded so bad!
 
3.  Limp Bizkit-Behind Blue Eyes:  Not only did we have to endure this horrible cover, but if you had to sit through the video, you had to see Fred Durst getting to second base with Halle Barry!  Still less painful than watching Gothika, I guess....
 
4.  Kid Rock-Feel Like Makin Love:  Nope...still don't have anything!
 
5.  Britney Spears & Madonna:  Me Against the Music:  For the sake of humanity, I hope the music won
 
6.  POD-Will you?:  No...I won't
 
7.  Eminem-Lose Yourself:  Yes, Marshall...lose yourself, and never find you again.
 
8.  R. Kelly:  Various Songs:  Wait...isn't this guy supposed to be in the slammer already?  We got robbed!!!
 
9.  Triumph the Insult Comic Dog:  I Keed:  OK, see, it's only funny when you do it for 15-45 seconds
 
10.  Nickelback:  Someday:  Please...just stop.  And stop bleaching your hair.  It won't look good no matter what you do....