1).  Best Bling Bling, male

 

2).  Best Bald, male

 

3).  Best Whiny Anti War Protest, female

 

4).  Best Child Molest, male

 

5).  Best Mexican Hat Dance, female

 

6).  Best White Rapping Jackass, male

 

7).  Best Dead Artist

 

8).  Best JLo Bagger, male

 

9).  Best Gospel Gangster Techno Country Soul Album

 

10).  Best Album Recorded While Obviously Baked Out of Their Gorde, male