TEN THINGS HIDING UNDER THE POPES HAT:
1). Threes Company Co Star Joyce DeWitt
2). Condoms
3). World's last 6 pack of Surge.
4). That baseball card where Billy Ripken's bat has "F***Face" written on it
5). The keys to the Popemobile
6). A Pope Hat LoJack system...just in case
7). The script for Star Wars Episode 1....the non joke version.
8). The Pope's lovable 1/8th sized clone, Mini Pope
9). A Starbucks (They're everywhere!!!)
10). The band Jesus Jones