10 Artists that make me violently ill:

 

1.  Creed  Hell looks better and better with each one of their songs.

 

2.  Good Charlotte:  The kids from middle school that we gave wedgies to

                                  and took they're lunch money have grown up and

                                  formed a band!

 

3.  Justin Timberlake:  It's about time someone other than Weird Al gets

                                      noticed for his Michael Jackson parodies!

 

4.  Metallica:  The reason they hated Napster?  No one downloaded

                        any of their songs.

 

5.  Korn:  Hey kids!  Look what I can do with my voice!  Isn't that neat?

                I'm going to do that on every song!!!

 

6.  Garth Brooks:  Damn, his hat has more talent than he does. 

 

7.  Shakira  You've biin hittin the BOOOOZE agin.

 

8.  Insane Clown Posse:  All clowns scare the bejezus out of me.  Except

                                         Harley Quinn.  She just makes me feel all funny.

                                         Don't look at me!!!!

 

9.  TATU:  Talent?  Who cares?  They're lesbians!  Woo hoo!!!  Quick,

                  let's make out before they realize how much we suck!

 

10.  Avril LaVigne:  Like totally rad and punk and stuph.  Kewl!