Mystery BBoard Theater 3000 presents

MICKEY THE GARDNER
PokeJedServo

and 2 LAPD Cops

in

"The Chase for the stash"

A Loose Change Production

(scence opens, At the gate of Mickey's back yard 2 cops are trying to break down the door)

Cop 1: Okay this is the LAPD come out with you hands out

Cop 2: Yeah we know you growing it and were not talking about flowers

(Mickey The Gardener)

Mickey: Uhh okay okay, can i least say goodbye to my potato patch

Cop 1: Okay but hurry

(Mickey leaves while the cops wait there you can here the sound of a car speeding away.)

Cop 2: Come on it's almost our break time

(Scence cuts to a speeding car showing mickey with a sack and a gun pointing at Pokejedservo's head)

Mickey: Sorry i have to do this but i gotta get out of here

Poke: What's in the sack

(Mickey whipers it into his ear)

Poke: Ahh dammit why today, where's that hobo with a stick when you need him

(hobo pops up from the backseat)

Hobo: Im right here!!!

Poke: AHHHH!!!

(Poke crashes right into a lamp post)

(Later on.........)

Cop 1:(sniffing) Yep this is hash

Cop 2: Hash BROWNS that is hahahah

Cop 1: I don't care what they say Denny's is better than i hop

Cop 2: And plus they got George and Weezy doing their commercial, can't go wrong with that.

Cop 1: Glad we caught that guy

Cop 2: Yep, if we didn't convesate that sack of tomatoes there wold have been killer ones all over the street

Cop 1: Yeah that movie scared the whole police force, im telling you i'll never eat a tomato again. Uhh can i get some ketchup over here, i love wit my hash browns.

(Scence cuts to a picture of Mickey)

Narrator: Mickey The Gardner was convicted of possesion of Tomatos that might have commited attemped murder he is now doing time in a minimum security prison

(picture PokeJedServo)

Narrator: Pokejedservo was charged with being in the wrong place at the wrong time and spent 2 minutes before being parrolled

FIN

Note: No lamp post were harmed in the making of this episode